I Hurt I Am In Fashion

I recently came across this blog...
I Hurt I Am In Fashion
The blog pokes fun at the fashion industry.
There are a few posts that had me rolling on the floor laughing and I had to share.
Here's a few of my favorites.

"She could only hope that this time she wouldn't get paid with the clothes"

"When asked why she created Numero, Elizabeth Dijan said: I was bored with magazines that told me how to seduce a man"

"38 brushes, 5 eye shadows, 9 pencils,

3 bronzers, 7 hairsprays, 2 eyelash curlers,

and 1 Gatorade later

her looks became acceptable"

There are tons of other funny posts. Go check it out =]

Zombie or Super Model?

I had a friend send this to me and figured I would share,

Enjoy =]

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Ugliest Shoes I've Ever Seen

While browsing around looking at sick shoes that I would love to own,

I also came across a few really ugly shoes.

So I had just had to share.

Enjoy =]

I think we can all agree that heels are sexy.

But please, 1 inch heels are a crime.

These are the next level up from ugly toe socks

Crocs are probably the most horrid shoes on earth. I really don't understand their popularity.

And when we all thought we would get a break from that eye sore during the winter months,

guess again.

I bring you,

The Yeti!

The Moose

Fish Flops?

NIPPLES!

Mhmm, that's right...uhuhhh OH NO!

Check yourself girl, you got a camel toe!

Lastly, I give you,

Flipper heels

 

=]

xoxo

I'm thankful for...

Happy Thanksgiving today!

Here's what I'm thankful for....

I'm thankful for Sam Edelman,

For making a rip off of these Balenciaga shoes so that I could buy them!

I'm thankful for make-up and photoshop,

Which make me look like a civilized human being.

I'm thankful for the gym,

Which will help me loose all the holiday weight!

 Happy Thanksgiving!!

Kisses<3